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Az eredeti oldal Jack Thomasnak (jthomas@dave-world.net ) köszönhető.

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     ______________
     |  D.A.B.'S  |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
     |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
     |    COWS    |     /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
     |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
          ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
          ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
    ______||_______
    | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
    |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
          ||           /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
          ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
          ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
          ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~

 -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking      cow with milk

         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
*  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
    Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
              seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
   on grass         on cow

         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
   Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

  American Cow             Polish Cow               Australian Cow



             (__)                     (__)                     (__)
             (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
      /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
     / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
    *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
       ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

   Freshman Cow at           Freshman Cow              Freshman Cow
   start of school      After the "Freshman 15"     After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt        Cow who ate         Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms   down psychadelic mushrooms


               /\                  __
              /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
       to Ceasar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer


                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle


             (__)                   (__)
             []                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


               (____)             (____)                         (____)
               (oo  )             (o  o)                         ( O O)
    /-----------\  /        /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
   / ||       |  \/        / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
  /  ||       ||||         \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
 *   ||||-----||||          *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
     /\/\     /\/\           /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
 to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                       legs or eight

                         (__)
         (__)            (oo)         (__)
         (oo)            /\/          (oo)
  /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----
 / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.
*  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
   OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO
 Cow-vertible      .     .     .


                              (__)
*_                     *_     ( oo             *_
  \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)
   \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____
    ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \
    OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO

                    Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)


  *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
   \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)
    \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________
     |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
     ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^
               Twins                         Cow Catcher

                                              (__)
         (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
         (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
  /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
 / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||
*  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^      *  ||------||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
                    ^^      ^^
 Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
     Cow                Cow


         (^^) (              (oo)                        (__)
         (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
  /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
 / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/
*  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^
   Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
     cow                  cow                        cow
                                          (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
                                               Use your imagination.)


               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



                        (__)                        (__)
                ^^      (oo)                        (--)
            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)

               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow trying out for a part
              in the new JAWS movie
        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
   *  ||---||

   (New) Jersey Cow


                       O O                 O O
                        \ \               / /
                         \ \          (__) /
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/               \|        | /
  / |     ||                 +--------+
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"


           o==+--
           |  |\ \
           |  | \ \    ____________________
           |   \ \ \   |                  |
           |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
           |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
           |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
           |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
           |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
         /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
        /     \       \|                  |
        |     |        |                  |
        \     /        |                  |
         \---/         |                  |
                       |                  |
                    --------------------------
                   (                          )
                    --------------------------
                        Cow-struction worker.

                                               |
                                             /---\
                                             : = :
                                             :   :
                           :,','. '.         :   :---\
              ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :

            Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.


                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows


                            o        o             (__)    ^
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^
    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----^
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
     /     ----    \
      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon


                (__)
               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                 /======   \/            =======/==============//
              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                 /      \ ^               //                   \\

                     Psycowlogist and patient


                                               (___)
          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
        *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
      ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
               \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                \__/
   It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
    It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                                //   //
                                                ^^    ^^


                                          ==================
 _____________________________            H                H
 |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
 |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
 |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
 |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
 |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
 |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
 |             |             |            H                H       ||
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard


     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------^^
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie


                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
                            "Cow Town"


              \ (__)                       (__)
              \\(oo)                       (\/)
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
        / |    ()                / |     ||
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


         (__)                                              (__)
         (oo)                                              (oo)
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
*  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
  Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                         *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                 Cow in Heat


           (___)
           (o o)
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  *  ^^   ^^      ^^
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow


         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
   Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow


                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow


         ____
        (____)
                               .xxxx.
         (__)                  '(oo)`
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  /-------\/            / |    |============>
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
*  ||----||               ~~    ~
   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
   holy cow            armed and dangerous


         (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
   A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull      No-bull


           (---)
           (   )
          /-----\                          (___)
          |     |                          (o o)
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O
          |  *  |                 *  | O |
          ^^   ^^                    -----
          Coward                  Phone Bull


 |    |                              |    |           *
 |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
 |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
 |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
 |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
 |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
 |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
 |     _________________             |     _________________
 |    /                              |    /
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
/      \                            /      \
Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.


 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    \_________________
 |     _________________
 |    /
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |                                (__)
 |    |                      *---------(..)
/      \                        ^^----^^\/
The attempt results in an udder disaster.


  .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
             /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
            /      \              *        :        * ||____||
            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
     .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
          / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
            !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                           :          ^^    ^^
  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow


                          ...---...
                       ../  / | \  \..
                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                   \          |          /
                    \         |         /
                     \        |        /
                      \       |       /
                       \      |      /
                        \     |     /
                         \    |    /
                          \   |   /
                           \  |  /
                            \ | /(__)
                             \|/ (oo)
                          /---++--\/
                         / |  || ||
                        *  ||-++-||
                           ^^    ^^

               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron


              ..---..                             (__)
             /       \                            (oo)
             |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
             |       |                    / |     ||
             |       |                   *  ||----||
             |       |                      ^^    ^^
             |       |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
         Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???


                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||
         ^^          ^^                             *
   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow


                                    (__)
                                    (oo)
                             /-------\/
                            / |     ||
                           *  ||----||
                              ^^    ^^
                             (__)  (__)
                             (oo)  (oo)
                      /-------\/    \/-------\
                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                       ^^                  ^^
                      (__)                (__)
                      (oo)                (oo)
               /-------\/                  \/-------\
              / |     ||                    ||     | \
             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows


                    (__)                       _--------_
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
            / | 007 ||                         __________
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
              ^^    ^^                          --------
       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow


   The cow that didn't jump
   over the moon.
   ------------------------         !
                                    !
                                    ^
                                   / \              Hey diddle diddle
                                  /___\             The cat and the fiddle
                                 |=   =|            The cow blew up on the
                                 |     |                         launch pad...
                                 |     |
   ROCKET,                       |     |
   TAKING OFF                    |     |
   TOTALLY             \\        |     |
   OBLIVIOUS TO    ||||||>       |     |
   THE FACT THAT       //        |     |
   THERE IS A                    |     |
   COW ON THE                    |     |
   LAUNCH PAD                   /|!|\
                               / |!| \
                              /  |!|  \
                             |  / ^ | ^ \  |
                             | /  ( | )  \ |
                             |/   ( | )   \|
                                 ((   ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                 ((   ))
                                  (( ))
                                   ( )
                                    .                         *
                                    .
                                           _           _           *
                                     *     \\ *=      //
       COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* //
       UP,ON THE   ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ )
       LAUNCH PAD       //                     * * *  . _ (oo)          *
                                   // *= *=   * BOOM *     ()
                                  //   *=      * * *  ==* \\
               ________________________________________________ = * \\
                ==============================================
               //        //           !!           \\        \\
              //        //            ||            \\        \\


                                                     (__)
                                                     (oo)
                                                    /'^^^-m
            (__)                                   / '' ` )
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula


 ____             ____                                |+++++|
|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
|++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
-----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ---------------------------------
 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
 |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
     \  |  __________________________________/
     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
    / /  \ \
    ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?


        (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
* ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||

Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter


*        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
 \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
 //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
 ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
 Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking



   Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
   (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
   ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
   /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//


                                    ______
         (__)                       |    |                   (__)
         (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
      ----\/                  /-----^^^^^^            /-------\/
         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
      ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
         ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^
 Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant


          (___)            (___)             (___)
          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
           \ /              \ /               \ /
        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
       /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/

                        Cowed Forces
             \ _ /
            - ( ) -                          /\
             / " \                         /|  |   (__)
             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
     ^^      ^^
 Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice


           )    (                         _
           (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
          / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
          (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
           (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
  /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
 / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
*  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
   ~~    ~~
     Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo

      ______________________            _______________________
      |                    |            |                     |
      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
      |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
      |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
      |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |
      |--------------------|            |---------------------|
            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1

                  (__)                                   (__)
                  (oo)                                   (oo)
     ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
    |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|^^      ^/|___||
    |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/

    Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989


       ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
     /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
     |                \/                ||                       \/
    _|_                                _||                       ||
   /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
  (   )                              (   )|                      ||
   | |________________________________| | |                      ||
   \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
    []               []               []                / |     ||
                                                       *  ||----||
                    COW-CH                                ^^    ^^
                                                          Cowraffe

                                              *      *
                                               \    /
                                                \  /
       /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\                 \/
     /   (__)                   \           +----------+
    |    (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\       |          |          |
   |^^^|  \/. \\       // \_* |^^^|         |          |
   |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
   |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
   |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
    ^||^                      ^||^           ||      ||

                         "COWCH POTATO"
              
         (__)
         (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
  /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ^                ^  /|
 / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ^      ^     ^ / |
*  ||----||                                       |(_\ ^   COW-PIE ^   /_)|
   ^^    ^^                                       |(oo\   ^           /oo)|
 The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ^  ^  / \/ |
                                                  |(__) \           / (__)|
                \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ^     ^ /_)(oo)|
                 \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
                 /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ^  / \/   /
      Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
      trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \^/  (oo)/
              / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
          ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
             \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
              \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
               \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
                \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
                 \/___________\/                             \:/
                 /             \
                /               \

          (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
          (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
  /--------\/         /^^^^^^^\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
 / |        |       ./ {^)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
   |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
   | |    | |          ^^     ^^           ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
    ^^    ^^
cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
  loss program         the program            Cow               Cow


                               (___)
                              (  OO
  ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
 |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
 |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
 |                              |                  |                   |
 |                              |   (__)           |                   |
 |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
 |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
 |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
 |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
 |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
 |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
 |                                                                     |
 |                                                                     |
  (                                    ______                         )
   (                                  /      \                       )
     (                               /        \                    )
        (                            |        |                 )
           |                         |        |              |
           |                         |        |              |
           |_________________________|________|______________|
  \ \
   \ \
    \ \
     \ \   (__)
      \ \  (oo)                                                 /
   /---\----\/                                                 /
  / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
 *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
    ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
            ^^       ^^                       |        \===/>
             \\_____//                        | /______/  /
             ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/___________________
             /\------\                          ^  ^    /
            (oo)      \                                /
            (--)       *                              /

Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking

          ______________________
         |                      |\
         |       (__)           | |
         |       (oo)           | |
         |        \/            | |
         |       / \ \          | |
        /////////   \_ \_///////  |
         |     |     /          | |                           (__)
         |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
         |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
         | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
   _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____

                cow-lliope in the circus parade

      *
       \
    w   \    w                                        (__)
    \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
     \\/  \//                                          \/
      |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
      |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
      \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
      //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
      ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
      ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(^^)/
     /^^  ^^\                  /----\                 |  |
   / ======== \               /      \                |  |
  /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
 |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
  \            /               ||  ||                ^  / ^
   \ ======== /                ^^  ^^                  *
     \ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus


             (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
             (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ^     mooing
      /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
     / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
    *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
       ^^    ^       ||                  ||              |    ||
       Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
                                                          |  |
                                                          ~  ~
         (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
         (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
  /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
 / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \
*  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *
   ^^    ^^   -- ^  ^   ^  ^ --   ^^    ^^            (__)
          A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
                                                     / \/       ____________
                                                    /   \===^__|            |
                ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
          (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
          (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
   /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I^ ^   |            |
  / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
 *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
    ^^    ^^    ----------------------
           Just a humble cownoisseur


    (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
    (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
     \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
        \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
                     \/
                         a cownfluence

                                                  _______
            (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
            (oo)  |                              |___|___|
          ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
         |  |  |                                 |       |
         |  |  |                                 |_______|
       >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
        *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
            /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
           /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
           ^     ^                   ^^    ^^    |_______|   \/
        Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow

                 _
        ________|@|________
         |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
         |---------------|                   (^\/^)              \(:)/
         |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
         ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
         ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
         ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ^ ||----||
         |  ___  |    |  |               ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
         | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
         | _____ |     (__)
         ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
         ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
         ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
         ||_____||______\|
         |_______|_______|
                                                              ---------------
     a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!! |
                                                 ( ----0      ---------------
                  (___) "Moo have twenty         _\/_
                  |===|  seconds to comply."    /oooo\---O
           ________\_/ /                       /oooooo\
          | |        |                        /oooooooo\
          # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
            ||      ||                      /____________\
            ^^      ^^
             RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow
   __________________        ___________________        ___________________
  /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\
 /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\
------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------
 \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/
  \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                            Ronald McDonald's Cows

                           @ @
                            @@@ @
                              @@ @
               Pffii           @@@@ @@
         ___________D           @@@@@@
        |________  |            _______
         (__)   | /             \     /
         ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
         /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
       _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
      |    ___/-----------------_| (__)
      |      /  \     \     \       `(oo)
      |     /     \     |     |       |\/
      |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
      |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
           \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
    ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____

                  Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow

                                              o         _____________
                                              /\       /             \
                                             [__]     ( take off, eh! )
     __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
       \/----///\                     /-------\/
     */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
              (  )                  *  ||----|   U
                                       ^^    ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow

     o          o               o              o             o       o
o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o           o       o
    o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
          O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
         (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
  /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
   ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
     Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry

                                        ___
                                      _/...\  *==\        ________________
      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
    / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
   *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
                                    || --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
                                   |  |_     |  |_
          /\                       |____|    |____|
         / O\                         Santa Cows
        / ,  \
       /  O   \                                      _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
       -/ ,  \-                                    /          |~      |~    \
       /  O   \                                   |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
      /,    ,  \                                /  \    o|       o|         /
     / O    O   \                             /      \                    /
     -/  ,     \-                            /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
     /   O   ,  \                           /        /          .
    /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                /*     *\   /         ./\.
   /   O   ,    O \ (oo)               /\       /\           .//.\.
  /        O       \-\/               ****     ****         .///\\\.
  ------------------||                (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
          ||/ ||----||         /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
          ||  ~~    ~~        /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  Merry Cow-ristmas          *  ||----||         ||----||  *
                                ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
                                     Christmas Cowols

                               O
                                   O  O  O
                                            O                    *
           Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
                       /______________________________\       /|o|||\
     ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
      ~~            ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
         ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
   /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
 *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


                                                     /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
                                                     \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#***
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
------------------------------------------------
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________
------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^     |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       |
------------------------------------------------         --------------------
              Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow



           /\\   ^                 (__)                          (__)
          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
     _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
      ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
          ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)

cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell


            (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
   !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
  !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
     ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow


                            (__)                            (__)
                            (oo)                            (oo)
            /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
          / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
        /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
       *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
            ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
             (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ^---------^
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^
              "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"

   /\
  /  \         __                           ________   ------
 DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
  MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |^^ *|
      / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
        ~~ ///~~     \===/              ^^    ^^
       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege


         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/                           #         #
 / |     ||                            \\       //
*  ||----||\                            \\     //
   ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /
             \                           |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          / \_/  \        (__)
              |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
              |                        //        \\       /\
  ___________\|/___________
        Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party


         ___--------___             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
   || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           ---------                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis


        ___________________________
       | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
_______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
|                                         |              |     ||
|   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
|___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
    |___|                        |___|
                  Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow

                             __               o oo o
                            (__)               \||/
                            (__)               (__)              (___)
     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
     (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
    ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
     |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
     ^  ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow

                                                                      (       )
              (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
              (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
  /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
 / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
*  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
   ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
   ^^         ^^           #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^
  Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows


           (__)                                     (__)
         /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
        |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
     *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
       \|________|                         *____/|________|

             CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter


             (__)                                   (__)
           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
          |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
          |  |_____                            \ |  |______
    *____/|________|                            \|________|

    CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler

      \\                                    \\
       \\                                    \\
      / \                                   / \
      /   \                                 /   \
      \    \                                \    \
       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
       /    / \/                           o /    / \/
      /    /                                /    /
      \   /                             o   \   /
       \ /                                   \ /
       //                                    //
      //                               o    //

  B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run


  ___
 /   \       (    )   Happy
|     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
|      |      \  /__                         (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
|Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
|   |        |   / /                   |     ^^            / |     ||
o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
                                       ^^                    ^^    ^^
 Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow


                      (__)                 +=============================+
                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
       ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
    __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
   /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
|[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
    |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
     \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
       ---                ---
             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars

                 __ _________                           __ _________
                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
                /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
               (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
                \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
                 (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
                       o                                      o
                      o                                      o
                    o                                      o
                (__)                                   (__)
           /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
       *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
     |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \)*\||/))//
            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage


            (__)      o   o               *        (__)
            (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
     /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
    / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
   *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
      ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
  Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
                                     the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.

                __//     \__                                  |\__|\
        /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                         | 00 |
       /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
      /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
     /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
    (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
    /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
   / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
 *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
      \_                           _//                        nn  nn
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           Cow after learning that
                                                      Dan Quayle has a
(__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
(oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
 \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
                                                                (+o)
(__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
(oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
 \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
                                                      ==        ==    --
           Cownting...                              This cow plays hockey


                                                               /.
                                                         moo  /`'\  .
             (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
             (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
      /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
     / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
    *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
-------^^----^^-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
                    \                         /       /         /
                          Ech-cow   (echo)

                 ________________                  (__)
         ^__^   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
         (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
  /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
 / |     ||                        *--/|_/-----/           MOO COW
*  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
   ^^    ^^                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/

      *             .                 .    ,
           .           .     *        .      .
                     .                                 *
          \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
        -   *   -                (       .      |
      .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
         .                       / \\        ,      |
        ,      *         *      /   /\\
                   .           /\\ /       .           .
          *           .       /   \\             .         .
    _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
     |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
       .    ,     .         .            .  *          .

                           The Milky Way


                      \  /         ________________________________
                       \/         /                                \
               (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
               (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
               _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
         *    (    ) //       O
          \  (\\    //       o
           \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
            (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
  ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
 |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
 \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
     |||      || //||     |||
     |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /^^^^^\
      ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
                 . .                                    (  ^  ) __/______/
                '.'.`                                    \_O_/
             COW-OPERATION                              Buddha's Cow


   (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
          (           -                        -               |  =s
O                               |            *
                  |           O        \      \       -  |
             |                                   \               |
        -                    -                |

        Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.


                                      (__)                ---_
(__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
(xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
 \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)
                             *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)


                                 (__)
                                 (oo)
                                  \/                             \___/
                           /     / \\                            (0 0)
                                /   /\\                           \ /
                               /\\ /                               v
                    /         /   \\                               |
                             /                             <-------|------->
                       /    *                                      |
                 |\                                                |
           /     |  \         /                                  __|__
                 \\   \                                          \/ \/
           /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
      /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
            /          \\                                        __|__
               /         \\                                      \   /
 /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
            /                \\                                  | V |
        /         /            \\                                |   |
              /                  \\                              |   |
                   /               \\                            W   W
                                     \\
       ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
       ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
        O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
                   The dreaded cowtapult


    (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
    (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
    (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
   | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
    |  |              ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
                                        (___)               ^^^    ^^^
Cows doin' it    Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
 FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake


          ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
         ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
   _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
  /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
 / ||____| \/^   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *
*  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
   ^^    ^                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
     "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)


                       ______________________________________________________
                      |                                                      |
             _______  |                                                      |
            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
           / /(__) || |                                                      |
  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
 |         |-------|| |                                                      |
(|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
 |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/

                           "The Moo-vers are here!"


         -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
  *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
  -   \------\/             \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
  -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
      oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^^

     Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise


         -------------/
                     /
                    /
                   /
                 /
                /
               /                                 (__)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)

                                                     \    /          ____
         |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
         (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
  /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
 / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/
*  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
   ^^    ^               --     --             --    --            Milkael
Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev


                        (*)                  (*)
   (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)
   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
   [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
\ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
 ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
 ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
 ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
 |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
 |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
 =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
                   cows having candlelight dinner

                                         (___)
                                         (o o)
    ( ** )                              __\_/__
    |e  e|                             //^^*^^\                  \___/
     \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
      OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
        |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
       /****************    *          "|_____|"
      //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
     ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
     ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
     v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^
        Haute Cowture                    COWNT

                                        |\
                                        |[]         |\
                                   (__) |           |[]         |\
                                   (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
  *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
  |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
  |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
   \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
  _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
  -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
   \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |
-----------------                              o           |================|
    Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o


      ______________________________
     /                              \
    (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
     \________________  ____________/
                      ) )                                            ()
               (__)   //                                            (  )
         (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
        /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
  /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
 / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||
*  ||----||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
   ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
     Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi

                                                  (__)                  |====|
  /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/
 / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/
*  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
   ^^    ^^                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
                                           ___/  ___/              ^^    ^^
        Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)


           /\                                               __
          {__}                                            _[__]_
          (oo)                                            /(oo)\
   /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
 *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^
   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow

  _____          _________________
 /     \        /                 \
( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
 \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
   ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
    \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
      \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
           (oo)                 \/-------*               ^ (    ) ^
    /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
   / |     ||                    ||----||   \              /----\
  *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
     ^^    ^^                                            ^      * ^
  COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga

                                                         ^^    ^^
                                  O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
                                  |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
            (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
                                  |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
                                  |  |   | ||                  (  )
                                     / v-' ||                   ><
                                 /==========|                  (  )
                                //         ||                  (oo)
  ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
 * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
                                                         ^^    ^^
                    COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule

                                 (__)                 (__)
        ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
         ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
         (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
  /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
 / |     ||                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
*  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up
   ^^    ^^              as ghost            as Frankenstein
Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween


         (__)                                |\/|               (__)
         (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
   __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
 / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
*  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                            ^^    ^^           ~~    ~~
 Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bung a (2)
 (very handy)    portable COW


                                         _______________________
                            |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )
                            |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)
                           @|   Oo      (---------------------))
          (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )
          (oo)              \   /                       (oo)
   /-------\/        /---------                  /-------\/
  / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II
 *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II
    ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^
   Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow
                                                          

         ________________                                             (__)
        // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo)
       //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /-------\/
      // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                 / //____\\
     / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\
   (|        |-    ||-       ||)
    |________|_____||________||/                              ***********
     \-( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***
        ---            ---                                  ***          *
                                                           ****o
              Cowpool                                       ******
                                                             ***
                                                              ***     *
           (__)                                                ***  ***
           (oo)                                                 ******
    /-------\/___()~
   / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow smoking a pipe


        o    o    o       o     o              o                    o
                  o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o
           (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o
           (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o
    /-------\/___()       o           o        o          o
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe


          *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *
                  *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *
           (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o
           (oo)   * *           )          .                 *
    /-------\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *
   / |     ||                   (
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow star-gazing


                                                   |
                                                  \|/
                                               ----*----
                                                  /|\
                                                   |

                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------\/
           / |     ||
          *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^

  Cow wishing upon a star



                     ________                       _______
            (__)    /        \             (__)    /       \
            (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  )
     /-------\/  --'\________/      /-------\/  --'\_______/
    / |     ||                     / |     ||
   *  ||----||                    *  ||----||
      ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
      A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic
      Mistake                         Cow                   @@@@@
                                                          @@\0 0/@@
                                                            (o o)
                 ___________________________             **  |U|  **
                /      /          /        /            ***(     )***
               /      /__________/        /             //  \   /  \\
              /                          /             //    ***    \\
             /                          /                  *******
            /                          /                 ***********
           /                          /                ***************
          / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************
         /__________________________/               *********************
                                                    *********************
              Cow Stored as Binary
                 Information.                              Cow Belle


           (___)                (___)                    (___)(___)
           (o o)              * (o o)                    (o o)(o o)
     /------\ /   (__)         \_(--)              /------\ /  \ /-----\
    /    ____O    (oo)         / (**)\            /   (__)_O    O___    \
   (    )/----\----\/         ( / \/\ )          (   )(oo)--\---/--/(    )
   /\oo===|  / ~  ||           \\    /           /\oo==@/||  ~ \~ |===oo/\
  | ||    ||~-----||           |||~~||          | ||     ||-----~||   || |
  * ||    ||      ||           |||  ||          * ||     ||      ||   || *
    ~~    ~~      ~~           ~~~  ~~            ~~     ~~      ~~   ~~

                              Cows at a garden party


            (__)    *        (__)    *        (__)          (   )
            (oo)     \       (oo)     \       (OO)       (         )
     /-------\/     ..\-------\/       \-------\/      (   (         )
    / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \\        (      )    )
   *  ||W---||     .   ||----||        //------\\          (     )
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^
   Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where
   give milk          U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before

            (__)             (__)  s                     *     )__(
            (oo)             (@@) s                     /      (oo)
     /-------\/       /-------\===          (__)        \--___--\/
    / |     ||       / |     ||      /------(xx)         |      |
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||     * \     /\/          /\----/ \
   WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     ===----====         ^  ^   ^ ^
   Cow standing in  Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             MadCow
   long grass          grass

            (__)             (__)             (___)   *        (___)
            (00)             (oo)             (@ @)    \       (* *)
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\ /      \-------\ /
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O
   *  ||----||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--||
      ^^    ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^
   Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after
                     drink            mistake          calf went away


            (__)    *        (__)             (__)            (__)
            (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo)
     /-------\/       \-------\/      /-',',', \/      /-------\/
    / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|',',',','     / | (+) ||
   *  ||----||         ||----||        |''''''|      *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^
    Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of
    above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow
                                                    (with due accowlades
                                                    to Gary Larson
                -\  /-                              (The Far Side))
                 '\/'
                 (oo)       _________
         /------- \/       | \      /|
       ./ |       ,        | - -X- - |
          |------|         |/______\_|
        --|------|---------|-------
       /---------------------------\
      /    __                       \\
    //    /  \          __            \\\
  ///                  /  \              \\\\

              Highland Cow


        ________   \
       ||     \
       ||        \
        --------\           \
          (__)  |              \
          (oo)  |                 \ ______________________
           \/   |                 |                       |
         /+++\  o                 |                       |
        /+++++\                   |          ____         |
       ~ #/\#~  \               |        /  To |        |
         / ii \      \            |        \ W.C.|        |
       ~~      ~~       \         |          ----         |
                           \      |                       |
                              \   |                       |
      In"cow"tinent              \|------------------------



              (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^

        A well adjust(1)ed Cow


                 (__)
                 (oo)
           ^^    ^^
          /-------\/
         / |     ||
        *  ||----||

        An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow


           >ysP   -"JlAe B  x

        A compress(1)ed Cow


        awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]

        An awk(1)ward Cow


        begin 644 cow
        M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\
        ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*
        end

        uuencoded cow


                  __
                _|__|_
                 (oo)
          /-------\/
         / |===w=||_|OO... ....  (bullets,where w=gun)
        *  ||----|
           ^^    ^

         this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
                        the hell is the horse then ?', let me
                        inform u that it too needs recreation and
                        has gone to play man-shoes !!



       /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
      |[]  ________  ________  ------  ________  ________  ________  ------  __
     /     | (oo) |  |  (oo)|  |[][]|  |(oo)  |  |oo)(oo|  |(oo)  |  |[][]|  |
    |      | _\/__|  |___\/_|  |[][]|  |_\/___|  |\/__\/|  |_\/___|  |[][]|  |_
    |--------------------------|    |--------------------------------|    |----
    |                          |    |                                |    |
    +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----

                                        Cow-st liner


   (__)___________________________________________________________(__)
   (oo)                                                           (oo)
    \/_____________________________________________________________\/

                             Cowaxial Cable


            (__)                              (__)
           ( V V )                            (oo)
           (>O O<)                     /-------\/
           ( A A )                    / |     ||
     /-------\/                      *  ||----||
    / |     ||                          | \   | \
   *  ||----||                          V> V> V> V>
      ^^    ^^
  Tammy Fae Baker's cow            Imelda Marcos' cow


                       ++   ++
                      +||---||+
            (__)      | 1 2 3 |              (__)
            (oo)O     | 4 5 6 |              (oo)
     /-------\/o/     | 7 8 9 |       /-------\/__
    / |     |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # |      / |     |__\/  \~~~~~~~/
   *  ||----|         +-------+     *  ||----|       \_____/
      ^^    ^                          ^^    ^
         Cattle call                      Cow punch


            (__)  /                                        _
            (oo) /                                        / \
            -\/-/                                        | + |
           /\__/_|                  (___)                |___|
          /     /                   (o o)                (o o)
          |    /             /_______\ /          /-------\ /
          \ _ /             / |-,---||O          / |     ||O
           | |             *  ||    ||          *  ||,---||
           ^ ^                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
       Cow Ripken             Bullemic             Papal Bull


                 ___   ___
                 \  \  \  \
       (___)   ___\__\__\__\__
       (o o)   |  O O O O O O|
      --\ /----+-------------+-------/
      |  O                          /
       \                           /
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
             Steerage

                                             ___________________
                                   ___      (  I MOO-ON MY WAY  )
                                 _|___|_    //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
       v     v                    ( uu|    '
      / (___) \                   /\_c|
      | (o o) |                  / \ C#=}~|
       \_\ /_/                  | )   \                    (___)      _____
        | O |                   | |  o |                   (- -)     / zzz |
        |   |                   \ |  | |            /-------\ /  ---<______/
        /~~~\                    [_] o ]           / |     ||O
       /     \                   |  / \|          *  ||,---||
       ~~|~~|~                   L_/   |             ^^    ^^
         |  |                     || ||              Bulldozer
          \  \                    || ||
                                  ID ID
   Le Bullet Russe
                             Dick Tracy's Cow


     |                                  ==================================
     |                                  =                                =
     |                                  =                  _____         =
     |                                  =        ______   /     \        =
     |                                  =       /      \ |       \       =
     |                                  =      /        ||\     (__)     =
     |        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ || \    (oo)     =
     |        (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  \||(__)   \/      =
     |        |\/ / /                 =     \/  (__)  ||(oo)           =
     |        |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || \/            =
     |         \   \ / /              =          \/   ||               =
     |          \   / /               =               ||               =
     |           \ / /                =               ||               =
     |            \--                 =               ||               =
     |              |                 =               ||               =
     |               --*              =               ||               =
     |___________________________     =               ||               =
                                      =               ||               =
                                      =                                =
                                      =           cow-cow nut          =
                                      =                                =
                                      =                                =
                                      ==================================
                       
                         
                           
                              

             Cow-sine wave


      Cow tipping:

      Step 1.              Step 2.
              (__)
              (--)
       /-------\/             O--------O_
      / |     ||             /| ::     |_)
     *  ||w---||            * O--------O
        ~~    ~~

                          *
               (__)     ________                              *    *
               (oo) ====________|                         *    *
        /-------\/         /\       / |     ||         /  \                     *
      *  ||----||        /    \
         ~~    ~~       /      \

                     A Cowsmologist


         \      / _                         /\         ` `_______ ` `
       /\/______\/                         /  \         `/_/_|_\_\ `
        |      (__)                       /(`')\       `     |(__)  `
    *---|______(^^)                 /-------\/          `    |(oo)  `
                \/                 / |     ||          `  `  J \/  `
                                  *  ||----||
        Cowt-of-order                ~~    ~~          Cow in Bergen, Norway
    (Me-cow-nical failure)           Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year)


                       (___)     ________
                 .____ (o o)    /        \                )
                /       \ /  --|  UGGGGH! |
              /       || O      \________/
             /      / ||
            /      /  ||
           /_____/__, ||
   *------'---------' ~~
           Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye


                           _________________________
            (___)         / ...The President then   \
            (o o)        / had to take into serious  \
     /-------\ /    ----| consideration what implica- |
    / |     ||O          \ tions it would have for.../
   *  ||,---||            \_________________________/
      ~~    ~~
                      Bull-etin from the White House.


     ________________________________________________
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
        %%      %%                      %%      %%
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      ||
        ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||
    ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____

   The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
   vicious beasts...

         _
        | \                                                       (___)
        |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )
   *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)
        |    ______     |\/          /-------$/             /-------$/
        |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||
        / / \____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|
       / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^
      >               >              MacCow                   MosCow
        Stelth Cow

                      *
        vv       vv  /
        ||____M__||/
        ||       ||                      (__)
      /\||_______||                      (xx)
     (Xx)                                 \/
     (--)
                                 Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
         Dead Cow                                                (__)
                                                                 (oo)
                                                                  \/
                                                                  /\
        __/---\                                                  //\\
       <__/-(__)                                                o/||\o
            (oo)                          (oo)                 //o||\\\
     /-------\/                         /--\/                 o///||o\\o
    / |     ||                         / --                       ||
   *  ||----||                           ||                       =====
      ^^    ^^
                                                         A Christmas Cow-el
   The Butcher of Baghdad           Karen Cowpenter
   (Saddam Holstein)


            (__                 (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)
            (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)
     /-------\/          /-------\/   /o    /-------\/   |    I   \/-------\
    / |     ||          / |  L  |----< o   / |  D  |--------|  M  | \
   *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||  *
      ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^
                                       |                      |
   Cow owned by
  Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows


    \\     //
     \\( )//                                     (__)      
      (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)\
       \ /                    (oo)             /  \/  \
      /   \          \/             /   /\   \
      |   |         #  #             /   /  \   \
      \___/        *  #  #             |   |  |   |
     // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |
    //     \\                                |___|  |___|
    "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys
      Cow11
                                                          _____
                                                         <_____>
                (  )                                      (==) |
                (oo)              __                /------\/- *
       /---*-.---\/              (oo)              / |   | \/|
      / |* . * .||        /-------\/              *  |       |
     *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|
        ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^
                           ^^    ^^
      Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day


                                          /
         /\                              /
         \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /
         ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /
       (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____
      __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \
      | /xx\  |               (    )==/          (_)------/---\ /    \
      __\xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||
        /ww\              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||
       /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo
       |^  ^|                 ||
       ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter
                              ==

   COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow



   *                (__)
    \               (oo)        ________(__)_
     \---------------\/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                   (_--_)
     |          0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\
     |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_
     |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ )
     |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       /
     |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |
     |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /
     |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^
      |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
      ||-----------||          |_____________|
      ^^           ^^
        Cow-culater              Cow-culator



                (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)
                (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)
         /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
        / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||
       *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
          ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
                     COW-comitant


            (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)
            ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%)
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     /-------\/
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y
      USA'$ cow        GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow



      _____________
     |             |
     | INDIANA  45 |
     |             |                  |
     | PURDUE   52 |                  |
     |_____________|                  |
                                ______|====\
                                \/\/\/     \\
                                 \/\/       \\
                                             \\
                                              \\
                  (__)   __                    \\
                  (oo)  /)(\                    \\
            *    / \/_/~\__/                     ||
             \  /   __/~                         ||
              \/   /                             ||
               | _/                              ||
               | |                               ||
               ~ ~                             ------
             Hoosier
               Cow


          .                  .
          .                  .                  (__)
   (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo)
   (o o)  .           (- -)  .           /-------\/ 5+2=?
    \ /  .             \ /  .           / !     !!
     Q..                Q..            *  !!----!!
                                          ^^    ^^
  smokin' cow        wasted cow      cow who cow'nts


                           (__)         (__)
                           (00)         (  )
           /----------------\/           \/---------------\
          /  |             |              |              | \
         *   ||-----------||              |||----------|||  *
            ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^
                              SIDE VIEWS

                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   *                            |
                  ^^^                          ^^^
               BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW


                                         ^        (___)
                 _- --/   - `\           ^        |*-*|
            _________/_________          ^____  _  \o/`-\
            "       /|                         \  / U   |
      (__)   `     /_| _ -                      \/\   | /
      |@@|           |                            |   //
       \/`--------.__/                            |  C/
        |         /                               \---/
        //`---\/||                                |/\ |
        ||      ||                                || ||
                                                  || ||
                                                  || ||
        Helicowpter                               ^^ ^^

                                                 Cool Cow


                          (__)             (__) |
                          (oo)             ($$) |__          /---------o*o
     /---------------------\/       /-------\/---||         / |      ||
   /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-----||
  *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  ||----|     --           ^^     ^^
      ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^
          Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was captured
                                     mobile phone.          by head-shrinkers


         ((( ))))
       ((  (    )))                      (     )      I'm a cow, man !
      ( (     )   ) )                     ^^^^^     /
    ( ( (         ))))                    |   |   _/
   ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   /
    ( ( \\       ) ) )                    \ C / -
        ( :  // ) )                         ~
          :   :                          /     \
          :   :      O                  / |   | \
          :   :                        (  |   |  )
          :   :                         \ \___/ /
          :   :    (__)                  W/   \W
          :   :    (oo)                  /|_n_|
          :   : ----\/                  / || ||
          :   :    ::                   | () ()
          :   : ---::                   * || ||
       ------------^^                     VV VV
          Newton's Cow
         (aka Mooton)                   Bart Cow



           __
         >(__)       This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
          (oo)       color according to the action you should take.
   /-------\/
  / |     ||         If this cow appears to be:
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
   MAGIC DESISION
   MAKING COW.       WHITE: No, unless it is raining.

                     AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal

                     GRAY:  Adjust your contrast/brightness control

                     BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.

                     BLACK (on white): Lucky git!

                     ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
                                      quickly!


                                        /~~\                 +
        ) (                             \__/                O O
        ( o)\                        ==========            o_o_o
    *    \o /                       /     {__} \           (___)
     \    \/-----\                 /      (**)  \          (___)
      \-----   || \                \       \/   /          (___)
     $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00
      ||-vv--  ~~                    \ parfum"/            \_  |
      ~~                              ========               \_o

     Pablo Picowsso               Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II


                     ______                   ___________
                    : Oui? :                  :         :
   _______          `v-----'                  : CORNED  :
  :  Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   :
  `------v'      (oo)                         :_________:
          /-------\/
         / :     ::           An exercise found in a text book of quantum
        *  ::----::           mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
           ^^    ^^           of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
                              the boundary conditions!"
         Belgian Cow


                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------\/
           / :     ::                      (/\)
          *  ::----::                      /oo\                 (__)
     XX======^^====^^==>>           /-----/____\                (--)
      X   US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /--------\/
      X   Greetings       >>>     *  ||----||          / \ |      \__
      X         Bill    >>          ~~    ~~         *  /__-------__|
     XX================>>                                   ~     ~
                                   Cow klux klan       Cow resting
        Irakean Cow


                      (       )                      (       )
                       \     /                        \     /
                        \___/                          \___/
                        (o o)                          (o o)
           /-------------\o/              /-------------\o/
          / |           ||               / |           ||
         *  ||-,--------||              *  ||@\\-------||
            ||          ||                 ||  \\      ||
            ~~          ~~                 ~~          ~~
        Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull

                                __
              (__)             (  )                       (__)
              (oo)               /                        (oo)
        _______\/              /   \                _______\/
       /                     /       \             /|      |
      / |     ||           /           \          / ||    ||
     *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^
     Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated



               (__)                      (__)                    iiiiIiiii
               (oo)                      (oo)                     '|o o|`
      /---------\/               ---------\/                ________\_/
     /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |
    * |__|-----||            //____\-----||              #  ||ww____||     
       ||      ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||
                                                            ~~      ~~
        cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow!
                         (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)



                          \_                                 ^
                            \                                | **~~~~~~~
                     _____)  \___                            | **~~~~~~~
                  __/            \__                    (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
                _/                  \                   (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
               /       ____     (     )                  \/  |
              /  /  __/    \__   |o o|                /(   \/|
             /| ||_/          \   \ /                  (   ) |
   ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^           /~\  |

                        Sha-MOO                        Patriotic Cow


                              /\
                             /  \
                            /    \
                            |    |
                           / *  * \
                          /  ** *  \
                         /   * **   \                **
                        /    *  *    \             **  **
   .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world
    .           .      /     ****     \           *      *
    .   .         .   /      *  *      \           **  **
      .     .  .     /       ****       \            **
        .           /        *  *        \
            .       |                    |
         .         /         ****         \
     .            /          *             \       .       .
           .     /           ****           \      .          .
                /               *            \   .        .
               /             ****             \
               |                              |    .    .  .
               |             ****             |
               |             *  *             | .       .    .
               |             ****             | .      .       .
               |             *  *             |    .       .    .
               |------------------------------|      .        .
               | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .
        .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |\
             / | /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\ | \   .     .   .
         .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|  \     .
        . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |    \  .
         / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA \     .
        |______|  ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~  |______|       .
       .       (______________||______________)     .   .
          .    /_\                          /_\  .     .    .
               !!!                          !!!

               The herd shot 'round the world.



        _____                 *
       (_____)               /
       ( OO )_____________  /
       (/~~\)  #  \/          |\------------\
        \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )
          |    #  |           |/------------/
          |  |__________| |
          || |         || |
          || |         || |
          ~~~~         ~~~~
                       Saddam moo-sein


                                            @
                         (__)    (__) _____/
                      /| (oo) _  (oo)/----/_____    *
            _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- *  * -
           /_________   \   00 |   00 |       /== -* * -
          [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____]     *- * -
                \__/                 \__/
                         Cow-mobile


             /\
            /  \                 (__)                      __
            (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo)
      /------\/            /-ooo--\/                /------\/
     /|      |            /|o | o |                /|      |
    * ||----||           * ||o^o ||               * ||----||
      ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

     "Conehead" cow      Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow

                               \                              /
                                \                            /
           (__)                  \              (__)        /
      /\/\_(oo)                   \        /\/\_(oo)       /
    //      ==                     \     //      ==       /
   / | /\/\||                       \   / | /\/\||       /
  *  ||    ||                        \ *  ||    ||      /
     ^^    ^^                         \___^^____^^_____/
      Silly cow
   (his father was a camel)           Sillycow-valley.


         ___                 __  __                            _
        (( /\   (__)        ( /\/ \(__)              (__)     //
         \\ /\  (oo)         \ /\\/(oo)             _(oo)    //
      ,----\ /\--\/      ,----\ /\--\/        /----/ \\/    //
     ( ) ) ) // ||      ( ) ) ) // ||        / ||--  (  ) ====
      `-----//--||       `-----//--||       *  ||  \_(  ) //
           ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^
                   beecows                   Cownan the barbarian


     (__)                                         (__)
                (oo)                              (oo)
     /-------\/                  /-----------------\/
        / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   \||
   *  ||----||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    ||
          ^^    ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  ||
       sliced cow                 ^^               ^^
                                    keyboard-cower


                               (  )
                               (oo)
                       /--------\/
                      / ||      ||
                     *  ||------||
                        ||      ||
             (  )       ||      ||
             (oo)       ||      ||          |       |     |       |
     /--------\/        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
    / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
   *  ||------||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||------||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||  \ ||      ||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   \--------/\
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo)
      ^^      ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^           (  )
       high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow

                                    __                         (__)
             (__)                  (__)                        (oo)
             (\/)                  (oo)                       < vv >
      /-------\/            /-------\/____)                   /    \
     / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |\
    *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / |(  )| \
                        ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""||\ \
       cow san                                            /___||__||_*_\
                              Ge-cow-logist                   ~~  ~~
                                                           Cownt Dracula

                      (__)                     (  )
            *       ` (OO)'                    (00)   //
             \_/-------\/ `                 ___ \/___//
               ||     ||_.  `              /---\_/---\
            %_/ ~-----\                  ------------------
                       ~                   l           l
                                           l___________l
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          l   ll ll   l
    // // // / /  | \\  \ \   \\\          l   v   v   l
                                           -           -
        Cow on a hot tin roof              A 'cow'ntant


                                                      \ ,_________________./ /
                (__)                                 -/.__________________  -
                oo )                                      \    (__)    /   \
               _!_/_                                        \  (oo)  /
     !--!-\___/    !\                                         \.\/./
     !__!     !    !  \                                        |  |
      \___/                                            *       |  |
              /  W \                                /          |  |
              !    !                       o    / /            /  \'
              !    !                      /|\/'               |    \
                                    ______/_\_________________|______\ _____
            Cow from                                          ^      ^
         Velke Popovice Brewery                      David and Cowliath


          .
              .  .
              .  .   .    __                      __
                    .     ||______________________||
                 .    .   ||  __________________  ||
                        / || |           (__)   | ||
                  .   . / || |           (oo)   | ||
                      |  -|| |           _\/_   | ||
                  .   . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
                      (\  |\-----------------------\
                  .    (\ || \_______________________\
                         \||  |                       |
                   .      \|  | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
                           \  |     |-----------|     |       .
                    .       \ |       PETERBILT       |  .
                             \|                       |
                      .      (=========================)
                              |_||_|             |_||_|
                         .                                 \

                            .                                  \

                             Pompano Beach or bust!



                                                   ^^^
                                                 ^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ***********************************    \                  /
    ***********************************     \                /
    ***********************************      \              /
    ***********************************       \            /
                                               \   ^(__)  /
                                                \ / (@@) /
       82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  \|__\/__
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |__|-^-
                                                   /   \   \__*
                                                   |    |
                                                   ^    ^


         -----------------------------------------------
         |           U. S. Federal Prison              |
         |---------------------------------------------|
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  | \| (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  \__\/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | /  \ \_ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    \| \*  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         -----------------------------------------------
         Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega



       ---------------------------------------------------------
       ---.---.---.-------.---|.--            ---------|---|----
       --.-.---.----                 (__)        -----.---.---|-
       -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -----.---|---
       ----|       ^\  ^\  (xx)    ___\//---^       -----.---|--
       -----  |      \____\_\/   /    \    \_____        ---.---
       ========= -    \_____/\  ^   .  \_/____  ^          -====
       . -     -      /        \        '     ^          .   - .
          \          /       .  ^                     -       \
           `        ^                 `                `       `
           Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu



                                (__)
                                (OO)         __
                                 \/         |__|
                               //  \        |
                              // \   \      |
                              ^^    \// \   |
                              /-------------\
      -----------------------/    Panama     \
      ----------------------/       or        \
                           /       Bust!       \
             _____________/---------------------\_____________
            /                                                 \
           /                                                   \
           \                                                   /
            \_________________________________________________/
                    M1 Abrams Cow Commander



                 (__)                             *
                 (OO)                             |
                  \/                              |
                 //  \                          -----
                // \   \                       /     \
               ^^    \// \                    /       \
                    //     \                  |       |
                 --^^------  *               /         \
                  \ ____ /                  /      /    \
                   ||||||                  |       \     |
                   ||||||                 /         \     \
                   ||||||                |          /      |
                   ||||||               /___________\_______\
                   ||||||                    /
                   ||||||                 (_/)
                __||||||||__              (@@)
                | .,....,. |               \/
                | ...,.,.. |
                ------------          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
              The Acowdemy Award

     ____________________________________________________________________
    |      ________________________________________________________      |
    |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  |
    |   /        ...........         ____                            \   |
    |  |                           /      \         A10806726C        |  |
    |  |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __   __    1      |  |
    |  |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  |\ |           |  |
    |  |         A10806726C       |  _\/_  |     | |__ | \|           |  |
    |  |      1  ..........        \//;;/\/      ...........   1      |  |
    |   \        .........     _______________     ........          /   |
    |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  \____________________( 10  |
    |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|

                                 Cownterfeit


 >>>---->                                      *___                   ______
                                                   \                __|_**_|__
       >>>---->                                     \                | . . |
                                                     \ _______________\   /
                                            *  (     |    | US  CALV|  \o/
                   >>>---->                          / /\ |_________|     \-- |
                                       (            / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
      >>>---->                        .    (    )  / /   \ \          \ \   |*|
                                           .      / /     \ \          \ \
                                          .      /* \      \*\          \*\
                     The CALVelry COWard


                                          ____
                                          |  |             .      .
        vv    vv                        __|__|__            \    /
        ||----||  *                       \00/               \__/
        ||     | /            /-----------C\/C               (oo)
       /\-------/            / |          CCCC        /-------\/
      (oo)                  /  ||_________CCCC       / |     ||
      (~~)                 *   ||         ||        *  ||----||
                               nn         nn           ^^    ^^
  Australian view of a
  North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs
                                                 to "My Favorite Martian"


                                 (__)                     (__)
                                 (oo)                     (oo)
          (__)             >------\/------<         >------\/------<
          (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | |
    >------\/------<          | |    | |               | |    | |
       | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |
       | `____' |             | `----' |               | `-OO-' |
       `--|--|--'             `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'
          |  |                   |  |                     |  |
          ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^

     "FLASHER" calf         "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull


                                   (Big Mac)
               (_____)           _____________
                \0 0/           /             \
       _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX
     / |          U |           \_____________/
    *  | /______  _ |
       || ||    || ||

        this is a cow...      this is a cow on drugs
                      Any questions??


      .
       \---)                   (__)                                      *
       |o o)                   ====                                     /
    (---\o/--\          /-------\/                       (___)--------|/
     | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       ||
     | |#| ) |        *  ||-||-||                      YY ( )-||--I--||
     ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||-( ) ^^
       //--\                                           ||     ^^(o o)--<
      // |  \            This cow is from Mars.       /|--------(---)--<
     ||  *   |                                       /
     ^^      ~                                      *        "69"
      Cowborg


                 *          *            *
                                                 *
          *            *        (__)       *
                 *         _--_ ( oo)               *
                        _-      )\ '|
           *          /| )  _ \ \ ~~     *    *
                     / \ \--   \ \
                  *-' // /     > >
                       > >
                   /      /                      * 
                  / /                      *
                         _ _ -- _ _
                        /           \                    *
             *         /      _ _ _  \
                      |      /      \|            *
                     |     |
                 *  |     |                 *               *
                    |     |
                     |     |                     *
                      |      \_ _ _ /|
                       \             /
             *          \ _ _     _ /                    *
                              ---


         "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"

                                             (__)
                   (__)                    \__\/__/
            {}\    (oo)                      l  l
          /----\----\/                       l__l
         / |    \  |\                      / l__\
        *  ||    >-+-\                    <\ /  /
           ||      |                 ())))) \    \ ))))))
           ^^      ^                /   )))) \    \))))))
                                   /          \   /    (
     bum steer                 ~~~~            \ /      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                           Cowabunga!!

              (__)
              (~~)  V            __  (__)             (__)
      /--------\/   |           /  \ (oo)             (oo)
     * |      | ----:        /--    --\/       /-------\/  {BIG MAC}
    >--: |----|             / |      ||       / |     |---/
         |    |            *  ||-----||      *  ||----|
         ^    ^               ^^     ^^         ^^    ^
      beef jerky             cowsimodo            cownibal


                    _______\
                  -[|  CUD  \
                 /-[|_______/
            (__)//         /                      ((|))
            (oo)/                                 ($ $)
             \//                           /-------\_/ *
           /   |                          / |     ||__[i
       __ |    |                         *  ||----|
      *  \|   _|                            ^^    ^
           / |
          /  |                         New Kow on the Block
         ^   ^                        (note lighter in hoof)
     CUD missile launcher


                 ((----))
                 ((oooo))
          ///-----\\\///
        ///|||    |||
      *** ||||||---|||
          ^^^^^^    ^^^
    where milkshakes come from


   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
   |                  ___________   |                |                     |
   |            (__) ( You know, )  |  (__) ________ |       (__)   ______ |
   |            (oo) ( Kentucky  )  |  (oo)( How do )|       (oo)  (      )|
   |     /-------\/  ( cows are  )  |---\/ (  they  )|       \,,/  ( MOOF )|
   |    / |     ||   (bucktoothed)  |  || \(  talk? )|/-------\/ \ (      )|
   |   *  ||----|| \  /----------   |--||  \/------- | |     ||   \/------ |
   |      ^^    ^^  \/              |  ^^            | ||----||            |
   |                                |                | ^^    ^^            |
   ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--

                                Cowmic Strip



                       |  \___________________________
                       |   ___________________________
                       |  /                       /
                       |  |                      /
                       |  |                     /
                       |  |            (__)    /
                       |  |            (oo)   /
                       |  |            _\/_  /
                       |  |           /   ==%
                       |  |          /   ==%
                       |  |     *---<_  / /
                       |  |          / /
                       |  |         / /
                       |  |        ~ ~
                       |  |
                       |  |       Moowgli
                       |  |
                      /    \



     (__
     (o    ======]
    -------   )
    |     || __0                    \\\||||///
    |     || () _____              = 00000000 =    <----- radioactive waste

  Cow after biology major           Cow after Physics Major
   is finished with it               is finished with it
                                                               |    |
                                                               |    |
                                                           (__)|    |
             (__)                     (__)                 (@@)|    |
             (oo)                     (oo)                 |\/-===[ |
      /-------\/           *____-------\/                  |   |    |
     / |     ||                //     //                   |   |    |
    *  ||----||             ]='/-----//                  /\|___===[ |
     __^^____^^__/         ___^_____^^__/       __oo____*o__.  |    |
       oo    oo              oo     oo                       `////\\\\
  Cow on skate-board      Cow at running        Cow without skate-board
                           (watch out!)

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

                     THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TO COWS

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
Today, we are going to compare and contrast those lovely little bovines.
So sit back and enjoy, but don't forget to take notes.  There may be a
surprise quiz sometime next week.
         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.


         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

 American Cow              Polish Cow              Australian Cow


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
Arriving at RIT     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                     psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms


The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the
Celebrity Cows in the last issue, however, I found out that they
were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly
is art.  The cows' conclusion:  Art is a bunch of Bull(s).

                                Sorry, but I couldn't resist,
                                Hawk,  Sesquipedalianite
                                and Head of Heffer Control.


                    (____)             (____)                           (____)
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                           legs or eight


.. . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!

           (__)
           (oo)      (_)
    /-------\/        V
   / |     ||        /G\
  *  ||----||     ___[B]___
     ^^    ^^     |       |

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for . . . the nominees for the
best leading bull in a motion picture are:

        Christopher for his role as the Brooklyn tough in the critically
                acclaimed drama, "Chew the Cud Slowly"

        Gambler, the swashbuckling hero in this year's box-office block
                buster in "Cow Wars III:  Return of the Bovine"

        Samson, as the somewhat deranged longhorn in what has been described
                as this years most artistic film, "Slaughterhouse Mine"

        Spencer for his outstanding portrayal of a cow who gets involved in
                some crazy farmers scheme and gets sent to foreign fields
                where his only goal is to get "Back to the Pasture"

        George, the latest heart throb to dance his way across the silver
                screen in "Hoofloose"

                and

        Bitters in a thought provoking role as an in-mate at a barn for
                the mentally impaired in "One Flew Over the Milking Machine"

And the winner is . . .
Christopher in "Chew the Cud Slowly"

I would like to thank everyone who helped me make this movie, without whom I
never would have won, especially, Farmer Brown, whose guidance and patience
around feeding time helped me through the long nights of rehearsals and
shootings, and Farm-Hand John, who used to sneak out at night to open the
gate to the stud pen so that I could relieve some of my other tensions, and
to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                             \
           (__)                (___)
           (oo)      (_)       (O O)
    /-------\/        V         \ /---------\
   / |     ||        /G\         O ||      | \
  *  ||----||     ___[B]___        ||-----||  *
     ^^    ^^     |       |        ^^     ^^


I would like to express my heart felt thanks to Gary Larson for giving
me explicit written permission to use his Far Side cartoon panel as
a basis for this cow posting:



....and with its onboard floating point
and dual I and D cache buffers, the
CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any
micro in its class.                             QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!
    \                                                   \
     \                                                   \
      (__)          (__)                                 (__)
      (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)
       \/            \/                                   \/
     /----\        /----\                               /----\
    /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\
   ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^
     |    |        |    | |C|                           |    |
     /----\        /----\ +-+                           /----\
    /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \
   ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^




                 MOO                  Oh, how boring it must
              /                    be to be a cow.
           (__)      (__)                 \                   (__)
           (oo)      (oo)                  _______            (oo)
    /-------\/        \/-------\          //  ||\ \            \/-------\
   / |     ||          ||     | \   _____//___||_\ \___         ||     | \
  *  ||----||          ||----||  *  )  _          _    \        ||----||  *
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^     |_/ \________/ \___|        ^^    ^^
______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________



....So explain to me again how
they were able to acheive
zero wait states...
                 \                           It's party time!
                  \                                    \
      (__)          (__)                                 (__)
      (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)
       \/            \/                                   \/
     /----\        /----\                               /----\
    /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\
   ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^
     |    |        |    | |C|                      [BUD]|    |[BUD]
     /----\        /----\ +-+                      [SIX]/----\[SIX]
    /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \
   ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^




  CLIPPER is a trademark of the Fairchild Semiconductor Corporation,
  BUD is a trademark of Anheiser Busch Brewing, and
  "Far Side" is a New York Times Syndication.
                  /
                 /     And we're just stupid cows.
           (__)                   /
           (oo)              (__)
    /-------\/               (oo)
   / |     ||                 \/-------\
  *  ||----||                  ||     | \
     ^^    ^^                  ||----||  *
                               ^^    ^^



Many people have been asking me why there are so many different kinds
of milk on the shelves.  Not just different brands, but different types,
like Whole or Low-Fat.  Well, I have decided to answer that question in
full.  Listed below are most of the major types of milk available on the
market today and with them are the type of cow that produces the milk.
Most American citizens don't even begin to realize all of the carefull
in-breeding that went into producing these strains of dairy cows so that
the average consumer would have a wide selection of milk to choose from.
In fact, most Americans are ignorant of tha fact that this many different
types of cows exist.  Most people beleive that all cows look alike.  Not
so, as we are soon to find out.

                                          Stephen L. Schultz
                                           Head of Heifer Control
                                           Computer Science House 
                                           Rochester Institute of Technology
                                           Rochester, New York  14623  

         (__)                     (__)                    __)
         (oo)                     (oo)                     o)
  /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |  O  ||               * ||----||
*  ||----||                 ||    ||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk.             Low-Fat Milk.            2% Milk.



         

         (__)         
         (dd)                                          .
  /-------\/
 / |     ||                         U                      .
*  ||----||                     /---V                         .
   ^^    ^^                    * |--|                  .
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk.           Condensed Milk.          Evaporated Milk.

Warning:  Two of the last three are crude.


                               (__)
                             __(oo)
         (__)               /   \/  (__)                        (___)
         milk              /   \\   (oo)                        (O O)
  /-------\/              /|  /-^^---\/                 /--------\ /
 / |     ||              / | /|     ||                 / |      ||O
*  ||----||             *  || ||----||                *  ||@\---||
   ^^    ^^                ^^ ^^    ^^                   ^^     ^^
Cow that gives             Cows that give             Cow that gives
Pasteurized Milk.          Homogenized Milk.          Cream.
             
I warned you.


In an attempt to cash in on the cow craze that swept local.noise, Detroit
has decided to produce a complete line of auto-moo-biles.  Japan was quick
to follow suit and produced a few cows too, as were a couple of European
countries.  Below is a list of the auto-moo-biles reviewed by "Cow and
Track" magazine.

Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:

             (__)              (__)            (__)          (__)
             (oo)              (oo)            (oo)          (oo)
  /-----------\/      /---------\/      /-------\/      /-----\/
 / |         ||      / |       ||      / |     ||      / |   ||            U
*  ||--------||     *  ||------||     *  ||----||     *  ||--||        /---V
   OO        OO        OO      OO        OO    OO        OO  OO       * O--O

  Full-Size Cow       Mid-Size Cow    Compact Cow    Sub-Compact Cow    Yugo



These are some of the various models offered:

   __   (__)       ______  (__)               (__)             (__)
  /  \  (oo)      /      \ (oo)               (oo)          \  (oo)
 /    ---\/      *        --\/     /|      |---\/      @     ---\/
* |     ||       |         ||     * |______|  ||      /|       ||          U
  ||----||       ||--------||       ||--------||     * ||------||      /---V
  OO    OO       OO        OO       OO        OO       OO      OO     * O--O

Hatch-Back      Station Wagon      Pick-up Truck     Convertable   Roller Skate



Although some people like to customize their cows:

         (__)                                               \
         (oo)                                                \
  /-------\/                                  (__)            \__)
 / |     ||        /---_  (__)                (oo)            (oo)
*  ||----||       / |   -_(oo)     /-----------\[]    /--------\/
  OOO    OOO     *  ||-_  |\/     / |         |[]    /|=======||     *    U
 O   O  O   O       ||  -_||     *  ||--------||    * ||------||(     \---V
  OOO    OOO        OO    OO        OO        OO      @@      @@       O--O

Beach-comber's    A Low-Rider   Chevy Impala      Aluminum alloy     Yugo with
    Deluxe                     with Fuzzy Dice   rims, fog lamps,      rear
                                                  cb radio, and       spoiler
                                               custom pin-striping


Then there are the luxury cows:
                                               (__)
                                               (oo)
  /---------------------------------------------\/
 / |                                           ||                 U
*  ||------------------------------------------||           /-----V
   OO                                          OO          * O----O

                      Stretch Limo                         Yugo Limo


And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:

     /------------------------------------------
    / |                                        |
   /  |      Upstate Milk Cooperatives         | (_____)
  /   |                                        | ( O O )
 /    |                                        |  \   /
*     |________________________________________|___\ /
         OO  OO                         OO  OO      O         . .__.,,

                    The Eighteen Hoofer                    Yugo after being
                                                     run over by the 18 hoofer


Many people have been asking what the most read magazine is amongst the
bulls in the pen.  Well the answer is an easy one, it's PLAYBULL.  But
not too many people know who own's PLAYBULL, so I thought it would be
nice to head out to the PLAYBULL Mansion and meet the founder and editor,
Hugh Heifer.

Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies.
Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his
comfortable silk bathrobes.

        \    /                       \    /
         \__/               (___)     \__/
         (oo)               (o o)     (oo)
  /-------\/        /---+----\ /       \/-------\
 / |     ||        / |  |   ||O         ||     | \
*  ||----||       *  ||-+---||          ||----||  *
   ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^          ^^    ^^


Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next
issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.

         (__) O
         (o[o]|                       *     (__)
  /-------\/ v                       /      (oo)v
 / |     ||_/                        \-------\/ \
*  ||----|                     v____/      /   \/
   ^^    ^                      v___\____v/___/
Probably an RIT               Is this one beautiful
photo graduate                   bovine, or what?

Well, if you liked the way the centerfold looked, you may want some
biographical data:
Name:                           Ingrid
Age:                            4
Occupation:                     Dairy producer
Major Turn-ons:                 A well charged cattle prod
Major Turn-offs:                A stud pen with too many cows
                                and not enough bulls
Favorite TV Show:               T.J. Hoofer
Favorite Rock Group:            George Thorocud
Favorite Sexual Position:       Up against the barbed wire
Ambitions in Life:              To be in heat during the running of the bulls

Our system ( VAXIMG ) is currently down for FCO's, and so, having nothing
better to do ( not necessarily true, but nothing better that I want to do )
I decided to draw a few cows.  These cows are from the Corner Crew, so
watch out, they are loud and obnoxious at hockey games.


                        (_   _)
          (__)          (o   o)
          (oo)           \   /-------\
   /-------\/                ||     | \
  * ||----||                 ||----||  *
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Strawberry Shortcake    Banana Split

         (__)          (__)        *
         (oo)          (oo)       /
  /-------\/            \/-------/
 / |     ||              ||     | o
*  ||----||              ||----||   ooo
   ::    ::              ^^    ^^  oooooo
Your team skates      Like a pile of . . .

(__)                          (__)
(oo)                          (oo)
 \/-------\            /-------\/
  \\     \ \          / /     //
   \\----\\ *        * //----//
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
Shift to the left    Shift to the right

    (__)
    (oo)
  /--\/--\               (__)
 / |    | \              (oo)
^  |    |  ^           ---\/----[
   /----\              | \-+-[
  /   \  \             |   |
 ^     *  ^         *__|__-+-[-[
Stand up            Sit down

          (__)  *       (__)(__)
          (xx)   \      (@@)(oo)
   /-------\/ ]---\------\/  \/-------\
  / |     ||      |     ||]---|     || \
 *  ||----||      |-----||     |----||  *
    ^^    ^^      ^     ^^     ^    ^^
Fight, fight, fight!

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